⚖️ You Have Been Charged

The Plaintiff: The People of the Calendar-Bound Workforce

The Defendant: You (currently reading this on a weekday, probably from a desk)

The Charge: Willful Overwork in the First Degree

The Specifications:

• Checking email before coffee
• Saying "sure" to last-minute meetings
• Letting PTO expire
• Responding to Slack messages from your bed

How do you plead?